volume 3
Meme: Mama, kudos for saying that. For spilling.
This is sooooo good especially considering just how shady and wonderful this season of RuPaul’s Drag Race has been. I’m so in love with Plane Jane and I’m so happy the shit that comes out of her mouth is becoming a mainstream meme. I apologize in advance for saying “Mama, kudos for saying that. For spilling” too many times to count. Special shoutout to Q, who Plane is speaking to in this context. I hope you enjoy my addition to the discourse, which of course is also an Anatomy of a Fall (2023) reference (Figure 3).
Book: Tower of Dawn by Sarah J. Maas
Don’t let the other girls fool you - this book is just as delicious as other Sarah J. Maas works of literature. If she writes it, we will read it, am I right?? After TOD (2017), the last book in the Throne of Glass series is Kingdom of Ash. I am dreading the end of this series, but I’ve heard some rumblings that Miss Sarah Janet might revisit this series in her future books. I will never loose hope, even if that makes me delusional.
Product: Cutie Oils in the scent Olivine or Mia
TW: mentions blood. Whatever, okay?
This product single-handedly saved my nails. I am an anxious nail-destroyer. I say destroyer and not “biter” or “picker” because I genuinely don’t stop until I see blood. Not only does this oil smell like the coolest girl in class, it really does help moisturize your cuticles so effectively. Thanks to this oil, I rarely have dry cuticles anymore — therefore, I have no dry skin to rip at. Each scent is a slay and given the cutest names (Olivine, Mia, Sig, and ofc, unscented). Thank you to my girl, Olivine! (Yes, I have a Pinterest board named Olivine because to me she is a real woman and she is the prettiest woman in the world.)
Snack: SmartFood white cheddar popcorn
I average 2-3 bags a week. I need help. If you end up like me (addicted to popcorn), be sure to floss often.
Song of the Century: Hard Times by Ethel Cain
Three undeniable truths: 1) I will never get tired of this song. 2) Aristotle actually came up with his theory of catharsis based on this album (Preacher’s Daughter). 3) Ethel Cain is the only woman in the world. If you disagree with me, that’s on you.
