volume 7
The Only List You Need for Names Inspired by Chicago — for pets and/or humans (Figure 1)
Clark — obviously
Madison — because the street numbers start at State/Madison, so Madison is low-key the blueprint
Navy — like the pier
Lincoln — also an Illinois slay
Park — Lincoln’s identical twin
Damen — suits a little trouble maker who is always in everyone’s business
River — perfect for someone who is beautiful but needs to be controlled (see Chicago’s history on the River’s direction of travel)
Loop — it gets cuter the more you think about it
Bean — their legal name is Cloud Gate but nobody calls them that unless they’re in trouble
Malört — for anyone who’s an acquired taste, nickname is Mal